I adore skinny jeans, compression leggings and jeggings – the kind of pants that give a comforting hug to my hiking-weary old legs.
But the current below-waist design of today’s skinny jeans drives me batty. I keep struggling to pull the darn things up, thinking they’ve got a hankerin’ to wander below my butt. And all that yanking threatens crotch chafe.
These duds seem designed for croptop-loving women who yearn to show off their midriffs.
Well….It’s gonna take a few thousand more crunches for me to go that route – if it EVER happens.
It seems that those skinny-jean manufacturers expect women my age to be settin’ our fat, blue-haired bodies in front of the daytime soaps. I imagine they think we all wear seersucker, snap-front house dresses.
Perish the thought —
and put some more material at the top of my skinny jeans, PLEASE!