Skinny Jeans


20160506_093633_001I adore skinny jeans, compression leggings and jeggings – the kind of pants that give a comforting hug to my hiking-weary old legs.

But the current below-waist design of today’s skinny jeans drives me batty. I keep struggling to pull the darn things up, thinking they’ve got a hankerin’ to wander below my butt. And all that yanking threatens crotch chafe.

skinny-jeansThese duds seem designed for croptop-loving women who yearn to show off their midriffs.

Well….It’s gonna take a few thousand more crunches for me to go that route – if it EVER happens.

It seems that those skinny-jean manufacturers expect women my age to be settin’ our fat, blue-haired bodies in front of the daytime soaps. I imagine they think we all wear seersucker, snap-front house dresses.

Perish the thought —

and put some more material at the top of my skinny jeans, PLEASE!

Author: TheMediaTiger

founder, Describe, LLC, offering content writing, and e-book editing, ghost writing and publishing. Telework author and consultant, publisher of Izzy Quinn's Bad Trip on Amazon / Kindle: http://amzn.to/2kZfOSl

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