I wish I could take credit for these hilarious senior text acronyms, but I can’t. I found them on ArizonaSportsFans.com, as a forum contribution by Ron F from Sun City. If anyone knows Ron, or if you’re Ron, please share more identification with me, and with your permission I’ll share it with my audience.
·ATD – At the Doctor’s
·BFF – Best Friends Funeral
·BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
·BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
·CBM – Covered by Medicare
·CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
·DWI – Driving While Incontinent
·FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
·FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
·FYI – Found Your Insulin
·GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
·GHA – Got Heartburn Again
·HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
·IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
·LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
·LOL – Living on Lipitor
·LWO – Lawrence Welk is On
·OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
·OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
·ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
·TOT – Texting on Toilet
·TTYL – Talk to You Louder
·WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
·WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
·WTP – Where’re the Prunes?
·WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
My own contribution: WOBBLPHB – “Worn out boomer blogger long past her bedtime. 🙂